i wonder if its true.

By NATE JENKINS, Associated Press Writer 

LINCOLN, Neb. – A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response. One of two court filings from “God” came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.

“This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here — poof!” Friend said.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.”

Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who often criticizes Christians, said his filing was triggered by a federal lawsuit he considers frivolous. He said he’s trying to makes the point that anybody can sue anybody.

Not so, says “God.” His response argues that the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction.

It adds that blaming God for human oppression and suffering misses an important point.

“I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you,” according to the response, as read by Friend.

There was no contact information on the filing, although St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness, Friend said.

A second response from “God” disputing Chambers’ allegations lists a phone number for a Corpus Christi law office. A message left for that office was not immediately returned Thursday.

Attempts to reach Chambers by phone and at his Capitol office Thursday were unsuccessful.

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Associated Press Writer Anna Jo Bratton in Omaha contributed to this report.

source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070921/ap_on_fe_st/odd_suing_god

found this on facebook. fell off my chair laughing.

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette’s Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out “Fuck this!” and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone’s done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who the hell are you? Where’s the regular guy?”

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!”

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor’s requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

love his songs. heard him at David Letterman’s show and man was he awesome.

seemed like Frank Sinatra .

his Bio on his Homepage  is an interesting read.

Wiki gives an introduction that

“Michael Steven Bublé (IPA: [ˈbuːbleɪ]) (born 9 September 1975) is a critically acclaimed Grammy-nominated, multiple Juno Award-winning Canadian crooner, big band singer and actor. While achieving modest chart success in the United States, his 2003 self-titled album has reached the top ten in Canada, the UK and Australia. In 2004, a live album and video called Come Fly with Me was listed on the Billboard music video charts and reached Australia’s top 40 album charts. He reached commercial success in the U.S. with It’s Time. He currently lives in Vancouver. His third album, Call Me Irresponsible, was released on May 1, 2007, with the first single from that album, Everything, reaching success on the adult contemporary charts. He has sold over 12 million albums”

also saw his video for Home on youtube , it was nice.

i kind of like Jasim’s acting and that of Hira’s.

Jasim does seem like a upcoming rising talent.

and Hira’s sarcasm is so fittt!!

and on the topic of cornettos i just like Strawberry cornetto the best that ten rupee one. it’s like the best cornetto.

super cornetto main flirty berry is nice as well.

nice names though. Choco hugs is cool. jus imagine getting hugged in chocolate..

vanilla forever.

and for those who have no idea what i am talking about

Canteen Kahani

My system got infected with snikivv.exe and systime.exe when I double clicked a usb of my friend while using it. didn’t run the scan before. I ll post some safety tips to keep the viruses at bay later. Anyways the virus infected the system and it made life kinda hell. I cant live without my pc. So I started doing stuff and I wrote how I managed to get the virus in the end. I found out the name of the virus , after running a scan at my friends place. And then worked manually to delete the virus. Took almost two days to completely fix it.

Found this info on the virus. Edited it a little.

*Begin Quote*

DEFINITION OF: SNIKIVV.EXE

• Safety Rating: Known Malware, do not run
• Malware Family: Part of Malware group – Polynomial Code Exploit
• Determination: Automatically determined using Prevx centralized heuristics
• Malware Form: EXPLOIT
• Known Protection: as of August 22, 2007, Prevx. (could only find this) others might also offer protection, through heuristics till they can get definitions out.
• First seen: Aug 9 2007 (GMT)
• Last seen: Aug 22 2007 (GMT) (my system)
• File Size: 55,230 bytes

MALWARE ASSESSMENT

1. COVERT ANALYSIS OF: SNIKIVV.EXE

• File Names Used: 3
• Paths Used: 2
• Common File Name: SNIKIVV.EXE
• Common Path: Usually the root folders. In my system it hit the all drives except the C drives. Copied asyuycx and huqkgej in the %systemroot%system32 folder and ran processes on startup
• SNIKIVV.EXE may use 3 or more path and file names, these are the most common:
• 1 :%SystemRoot%\SYSTEM32\ASYUYCX.EXE
• 2 :%SystemRoot%\SYSTEM32\HUQKGEJ.EXE
• File Name Structure: Normal
• File and Path Structure: Normal

2. RELATIONSHIP ANALYSIS OF: SNIKIVV.EXE

• Malicious Objects Created: 1 objects
• Malicious Creators: 1
• Malware Run Keys: None
• Antivirus Detection: NOD32 picked up virus based on heuristics on scanning of the carrier folder. NOD32 was not run on the infected pc
• Anti-Spyware Detection: No third party anti-spyware detection observed

3. ACTIVITY ANALYSIS OF: SNIKIVV.EXE

• The following behaviors have been observed for this object:
• Installs programs.
• Deletes programs.
• Runs other programs.
• Has outbound communications.
• Creates known malware.
• Creates copies of itself.
• (my addition)Makes numerous registry entries on the run folder in HKCU and a registry entry in the HKLM\SOFTWARE\MICROSOFT\WINDOWS\CURRENTVERSION\RUN\
  • • Both asyuycx and huqkgej registered. Are persistent.

4. PROPAGATION ANALYSIS OF: SNIKIVV.EXE

• Malware Group Propagation Rate: Moderate (spreading)
• Malware Group: Polynomial Code Exploit

*End Quote*

My method Removal of the virus:

People who aren’t experience, keep your virus definitions up to date and let your virus scanner do the rest. If nothing else, take your system to a recognized computer expert who will fix the pc for you. Do not try these steps if you don’t know what you are doing.

The steps are for Experienced users only whose antivirus is not picking the virus up. And try the steps at your own risk. I did them on my own risks.

Step one: try switching on the safe mode. In my system it didn’t hanged on the safe mode.

Step two: run windows task manager , end processes asyuycx and huqkgej

Step three: if these start automatically, they persisted in my system. reinstall windows , using the repair option. Don’t install a fresh copy!!

Step four: try step two , if successful. Open %systemroot%system32 and delete the files asyuycx and huqkgej

Step five: fix the date, if the system is infected with systime.exe and the date is November 11, 1980. presumably the authors birth date.

Step six: fix registry entries. There will be random entries of the HKCU\SOFTWARE\MICROSOFT\WINDOWS\CURRENTVERSION\RUN folder by random names in the HKCU\SOFTWARE folder.

There will be registry entries of asyuycx and huqkgej in HKCU\SOFTWARE\MICROSOFT\WINDOWS\CURRENTVERSION\RUN folder and in the HKLM\SOFTWARE\MICROSOFT\WINDOWS\CURRENTVERSION\RUN folder

Step seven: delete all instance of snikivv.exe from the drives. Do not double click on the infected drive. Use the address option in the explorer to open root folders. Double clicking of the infected drives will copy everything again.

To identify the infected drive, right click and the open option will be replaced by some unreadable characters.

Source: http://fileinfo.prevx.com/adware/qqd7f4102462328-SNIK43412495/SNIKIVV.EXE.html

And my personal experience

sorry , was a bit late about posting this but anyways its here.

Canteen Kahani – Episode 4: Bar B Q
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there is some bad news and some good news.…

the bad news is that every graduate should at least know the following words with their meanings. i mean atleast. and i mean with meanings and they should be able to use them in sentences they construct

1. abjure
2. abrogate
3. abstemious
4. acumen
5. antebellum
6. auspicious
7. belie
8. bellicose
9. bowdlerize
10. chicanery
11. chromosome
12. churlish
13. circumlocution
14. circumnavigate
15. deciduous
16. deleterious
17. diffident
18. enervate
19. enfranchise
20. epiphany
21. equinox
22. euro
23. evanescent
24. expurgate
25. facetious
26. fatuous
27. feckless
28. fiduciary
29. filibuster
30. gamete
31. gauche
32. gerrymander
33. hegemony
34. hemoglobin
35. homogeneous
36. hubris
37. hypotenuse
38. impeach
39. incognito
40. incontrovertible
41. inculcate
42. infrastructure
43. interpolate
44. irony
45. jejune
46. kinetic
47. kowtow
48. laissez faire
49. lexicon
50. loquacious
51. lugubrious
52. metamorphosis
53. mitosis
54. moiety
55. nanotechnology
56. nihilism
57. nomenclature
58. nonsectarian
59. notarize
60. obsequious
61. oligarchy
62. omnipotent
63. orthography
64. oxidize
65. parabola
66. paradigm
67. parameter
68. pecuniary
69. photosynthesis
70. plagiarize
71. plasma
72. polymer
73. precipitous
74. quasar
75. quotidian
76. recapitulate
77. reciprocal
78. reparation
79. respiration
80. sanguine
81. soliloquy
82. subjugate
83. suffragist
84. supercilious
85. tautology
86. taxonomy
87. tectonic
88. tempestuous
89. thermodynamics
90. totalitarian
91. unctuous
92. usurp
93. vacuous
94. vehement
95. vortex
96. winnow
97. wrought
98. xenophobe
99. yeoman
100. ziggurat

hmmm.

and the good news is that i know 52 of them already.

so like less than half to go. and like if i learn them at the right rate i ll probably know them by the time i decide to graduate

its easy.

1. you have to live the life to its full potential.
2. you have to make sure you spend every precious moment with people who matter
3. you have to see that you do all the things you wanted to do
4. you make sure you hurt no one
5. you eat right, you drink right and you exercise
6. you stay in touch with God.
7. you read books on things that interests you. it sounds nerdy, but a good reading habit pays off .
8. you love and be loved
9. you tolerate others. their beliefs and their actions
10. you eat cornetto
11. you humor. makes life worth smiling.
12. you take time out for yourself
13. you think and you plan
14. you do one unselfish thing a day
15. you take care of your friends and family
16. you listen, to your heart, to other’s heart, and to the wind

… you do all that and you ll probably end up not saving your own life but of many others

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Learnt this recipe a long time back.

my gf jus is gaga over it. …  ok so she’s gaga over everything i whip up in the kitchen.

Ingridients:

2 Bananas : Sliced and frozen

Chilled 350 ml Milk

Sugar: to taste.

put everything in the blender and blend.

banana smoothie ready .

serving for two

lol.

this recipe is a serious recipe.  very serious .

we shouldnt forget the reasons we fought for this land.

the reasons that separated us, distinctively, from those who werent tolerant of us.

the price of freedom was paid for tolerance and equality.

the Quaid’s presidential address on Aug 11 1947 to the constituent assembly of Pakistan

Mr. President : Ladies and Gentlemen, I cordially thank you, with the utmost sincerity, for the honour you have conferred upon me-the greatest honour that is possible for this Sovereign Assembly to confer-by electing me as your first president. I also thank those leaders who spoken in appreciation of my services and their personal references to me. I sincerely hope that with your support and your co-operation we shall make this Constituent Assembly an example to the world. The Constituent Assembly has got two main functions to perform. The first is the very onerous and responsible task of framing our future constitution of Pakistan and the second of functioning as a full and complete Sovereign body as the Federal Legislature of Pakistan. We have to do the best we can in adopting a provisional Constitution for the Federal Legislature of Pakistan. You know really that not only we ourselves are wondering but, I think, the whole world is wondering at this unprecedented cyclonic revolution which has brought about the plan of creating and establishing two independent Sovereign Dominions in this sub-continent. As is, it has been unprecedented; there is no parallel in the history of the world. This mighty sub-continent with all kinds of inhabitants has been brought under a plan which is titanic, unknown, unparalleled. And what is very important with regard to it is that we have achieved it peacefully and by means or an evolution of the greatest possible character.

Dealing with our first function in this Assembly, I cannot make any well-considered Pronouncement at this moment, but I shall say a few things as they occur to me. The first and the foremost thing that I would like to emphasis this-remember that you are now a Sovereign Legislative body and you have got all the powers. It, therefore, places on you the gravest responsibility as to how you should take your decisions. The first observation that I would like to make is this : You will no doubt agree with me that the first duty of a Government is to maintain law and order, so that the life, property and religious beliefs of its subjects are fully protected by the State.

The second thing that occurs to me is this : One of the biggest curses from which India is suffering -I do not say that other countries are free from it, but, I think, our condition is much worse-is bribery and corruption. That really is a poison. We must put that down with an iron hand and I hope that you will take adequate measures as soon as it is possible for this Assembly to do so.

Black-marketing is another curse. Well, I know that black-marketeers are frequently caught and punished. Judicial sentences are passed or sometimes fines only are imposed. Now you have to tackle this monster which today is a colossal crime against society, in our distressed conditions, when we constantly face shortage of food and other essential commodities of life. A citizen who does black-marketing commits, I think, a greater crime than the biggest and most grievous of crimes. These black-marketeers are really knowing, intelligent and ordinarily responsible people, and when they indulge in black marketing, I think they ought to be very severely punished, because they undermine the entire system of control and regulation of food-stuffs and essential commodities, and cause, wholesale starvation and want and even death.

The next thing that strikes me in this : Here again is a legacy which has been passed on to us. Along with many other things good and bad, has arrived this great evil-the evil of nepotism and jobbery. This evil must be crushed relentlessly. I want to make it quite clear that I shall never tolerate any kind of jobbery, nepotism or any influence directly or indirectly brought to bear upon me. Wherever I find that such a practice is in vogue, or is continuing anywhere, low or high, I shall certainly not countenance it.

I know there are people who do not quite agree with the division of India and the partition of the Punjab and Bengal. Much has been said against it, but now that it has been accepted, it is the duty of every one of us to loyally abide by it and honourably act according to the agreement which is now final and binding on all. But you must remember, as I have said, that this mighty revolution that has taken place is unprecedented. One can quite understand the feeling the exists between the two communities wherever one community is in majority and the other is in minority. But the question is whether it was possible or practicable to act otherwise than has been done. A division had to take place. On both sides, in Hindustan and Pakistan, there are sections of people who may not agree with it, who may not like it, but in my judgment there was no other solution and I am sure future history will record its verdict in favour of it. And what is more it will be proved by actual experience as we go on that that was the only solution of India’s constitutional problem. Any idea of a United India could never have worked and in my judgment it would have led us to terrific disaster. May be that view is correct ; may be it is not; that remains to be seen. All the same, in this division it was impossible to avoid the question of minorities being in one Dominion or the other. Now that was unavoidable. There is no other solution. Now what shall we do? Now, if we want to make this great State of Pakistan happy and prosperous we should wholly and solely concentrate on the well-being of the people, and especially of the masses and the poor. If you will work in co-operation, forgetting the past, burying the hatchet you are bound to succeed. If you change your past and work together in a spirit that every one of you, no matter to what community he belongs, no matter what relations he had with you in the past, no matter what is his colour, caste or creed, is first, second and last a citizen of this State with equal rights, privileges and obligations, there will be no end to the progress you will make.

I cannot emphasize it too much. We should begin to work in that spirit and in course of time all these angularities of the majority and minority communities the Hindu community and the Muslim community-because even as regards Muslims you have Pathans, Punjabies, Shias, Sunnis and so on and among the Hindus you have Brahmins, Vashnvas, Khatris, also Bengalis, Madrasis, and so on-will vanish. Indeed if you ask me this has been the biggest hindrance in the way of India to attain the freedom and independence and but for this we would have been free peoples long long ago. No power can hold another nation, and specially a nation of 400 million souls in subjection ; nobody could have conquered you, and even if it had happened, nobody could have continued its hold on you for any length of time but for this. Therefore we must learn a lesson from this. You are free ; you are free to go to your temples, you are free to go to your mosques or to any other places of worship in this State of Pakistan. You may belong to any religion or caste or creed-that has nothing to do with the business of the State. As you know, history shows that in England conditions some time ago were much worse than those prevailing in India today. The Roman Catholics and the Protestants persecuted each other. Even now there are some State in existence where there are discriminations made and bars imposed against a particular class. Thank God we are not starting in those days. We are starting in the days when there is no discrimination, no distinction between one community and another, no discrimination between one caste or creed and another. We are starting with this fundamental principle that we are all citizens and equal citizens of one state. The people of England in course of time had to face the realities of the situation and had to discharge the responsibilities and burdens placed upon them by the Government of their country and they went through that fire step by step. Today you might say with justice that Roman Catholic and Protestants do not exists ; what exists now is that every man is a citizen, an equal citizen, of Great Britain and they are all members of the Nation.

Now, I think we should keep that in front of us as our ideal and you will find that in course of time Hindus would cease to be Hindus and Muslims would cease to be Muslims, not in the religious sense, because that is the personal faith of each individual, but in the political sense as citizens of the State.

Well, gentlemen, I do not wish to take up any more of your time and thank you again for the honour you have done to me. I shall always be guided by the Principles of justice and fair-play without any, as is put in the political language, prejudice or ill will, in other words partiality, or favoritism. My guiding principle will be justice and complete impartiality, and I am sure that with your support and co-operation, I can look forward to Pakistan becoming one of the greatest Nations of the world.

I have received a message from the United States of America addressed to me. It reads :

“I have the honour to communicate to you, in Your Excellency’s capacity as President of the Constituent Assembly of Pakistan, the following message which I have just received from the Secretary of State of the United States ;

On the occasion of the first meeting of the Constituent Assembly for Pakistan, I extend to you and to members of the Assembly, the best wishes of the Government and the people of the United States for the successful conclusion of the great work you are about to undertake.”

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